k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Did you just see the Batmobile???
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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