I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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