we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's rum buckets o'clock
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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