took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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