is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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