More tranny stories later!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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