How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My balls are so social today.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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