this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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