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say what?
wanna hang out?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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