Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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