i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
