How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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