your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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