i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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