Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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