Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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