You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
