Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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