so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize