Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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