THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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