I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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