i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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