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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

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(937): View more from Ohio

I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.

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(602): View more from Arizona

When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.

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(512): View more from Texas

Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive

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(801): View more from Utah

Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.

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(206): View more from Washington

LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had

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