Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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