There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
third nipple confirmed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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