but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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