Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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