I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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