just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
