don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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