im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
They took my balls.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
