Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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