come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You dont lie about slip and slides
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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