I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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