eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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