Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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