Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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