the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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