Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize