Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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