Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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