Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
