i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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