normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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