Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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