Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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