sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just had sex on a roof
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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