dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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