it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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