Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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