Are we in a gay sports bar?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You dont lie about slip and slides
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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