Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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