I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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