we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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