Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
